I assume you've acquired a general feel for my message by now. Anyways, here's a few reasons why this site exists:
-Correct me if I'm wrong, but there are so many tributes to Simon Cowell, even when I Google search "Simon Cowell hate site." I just look at the first page of Google, though. Beh.
-This guy is popular because he's a *tries to find the right word without using any cute term to describe his wit like everyone else does* BULLY. Really, he's the American Idol or whatever for his bully-ness. What is this teaching our kids?
Some of the guys he insults know that they have no singing talent. But he says that they aren't sexy! WTH?!?! I WANT TO BEAT THIS LITTLE HITLER WITH A FROZEN SHARK. Seriously, if the reality TV icon of America calls you ugly, that's enough to make you anorexic or something.
Anyways, enjoy the site.
1-27-05 VICTORY!!!!!! And I'm not talkin' Dewey defeats Truman. TRUMAN DEFEATS DEWEY, MAN! ...what? You just don't know your history.
2-1-04 I discovered that I'm the first search result for "AntiSimon" on Google. Go ahead, give it a try. There aren't many other results, though...
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